Wow I am so exited to have two criminals loose on our soil , now if they would just stay and stop breaking the laws of other soveriegn nations, so they don't get arrested and imprisoned and become high stakes poker chip in the game of reality, these two arrogant americans thought they could cross a border illegally and not be held accountable for their actions, and everybody is fawning over these recent parolies, don't get me wrong , I'm glad they weren't drawn and quartered or tortured in any way but at least they should served some time they looked pretty healthy getting on that Private Jet with former President William (slick willy) Clinton, (OK in your best Bill voice say " I got to new Asian stewardesses Yee Haa).

 Now to my real point , how many trees must Al Gore plant to actually offset the carbon footprint it took , to fly these two known criminals all the way back from North Korea , my secret garden cannot take the pressure from all these special trips by the President to sell all these absurd programs as it is, and now you get the former President flying criminals on a Private Jet all the way across the Pacific Ocean isn't that like a Quadrillion miles or something,(I actually floated across it 3 times while in the Navy and once to South Korea itself ,ask me about it sometime) , what would it hurt if they jumped on a commercial airline or took a military transport out of Japan, would that of been more enviromentally sound or is it you are a bunch of overbearing hypocritical @#$#@@#$%%^^%$##@, sorry I lost my temper at their insensitivety to my world at large, and could have they just driven a new Chinese Hybrid up through the Kamachatka Peninsula, yeah I know that is Russian soil but hese two do not mind crossing borders illegally, then grab a ferry over to Alaska where Sarah Palin could school them on manners, and then they could go on slow welcome back tour and the mainstream media could have something to talk about during Congressional break, so they don't have to cover the civil uprising over the Healthcare and Cap and Trade Legislation, wow how come they blew that chance, we must distracting them a little.

 Now back to my real point how many compact flourescent light bulbs does it take to get two known criminals back Kim Jong Il????

  Answer " ask Al ( the Pope of Green ) Gore he's the only one who know's you know.