Well I have figured out the the global climate crisis solution ,  my beautiful bride of 17 years and I  have planted a vegetable garden, since we all know that plants need CO2 for sustenance, or did we , does Al Gore know this , and is he planting 2 million acre vegetable garden to offset his private jet flights proposing the idea of Global climate Catastrophy, he does know that about CO2 doesn't he, sometimes I wonder. 

  We just didn't plant veggie's , we planted a bunch of flowers also , we planted petunia's and alyssum and this thing called a Binka that's what my wife keeps calling it, we have a beautiful New Guinea Impatient (we bought that one , it's tradition), and Marigold's around the veggie garden, the smell is supposed to help keep the critters away, well I swear the goverment should be sending me a check for carbon suppression system and my ability to stretch my unemployment check a little further, don't you think I deserve one a big fat check, call it a goverment grant or call it Pork , another piece of  Stimulus?.

  Now if the goverment wanted to help everybody out in these tough times and rid the world the Evil CO2 gases, they would encourage everybody to grow a little veggie garden to offset there breathing, and give something to do while they are waiting for their next Unemployment check, matter of fact they could send all these people packets of seeds to start ther garden and with all this healthy eating the childhood and adult obesity problem could be partially curtailed, all this hard work would promote excercise which would make people healthier and would lessen health care costs and than we shouln't need Universal Health Care, can you see the MAGIC  of my secret garden, one little garden can solve all of our social and worldly problems, world hunger would be solved you can give all your excess veggies to the poor and hungery, oh thats right they should already have their own garden, if President Obama got their address right for the seed mailing.

 Seriously I am pretty proud of our garden and I am thinking about expanding it , as I sit here, and if we have extra , we will deliver it to the local food shelf , so I am going to try the anti pesticide way, I wouldn't want to get someone sick, well I hope this might help inspire some people to do there own little garden and fight the dangerous spread of GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS.