Posted by
Unionpuke on Wednesday, April 08, 2009 12:00:00 AM
Dear President Obama,
The Somali pirates are patiently awaiting their apology, we must have offended them at one time or another, maybe they are still annoyed that we burnt our warship when our nation was still in it's infancy, if they only had that ship back then, they would be completely legitimit country at this point in history, or maybe not , probably not I think , darn it, could you apologize for me Mr. President for sorta backhandly implying that they are bunch of third world bumbling idiots.
Is it me, or do these so called Islamic radicals and somali pirates, palestian freedom fighter's,and so on and so on, act like a bunch of dolts , it seems to me all their problems are really their problem's, the palestian's could have their own homeland , the somali's could have prosperous country , they seem pretty capable of surviving here in the snow's of Minnesota , so they can adapt quite nicely, I'm just worried about going out in boat on Lake Minnetonka, with some extra cargo on board of course.
Back to the apology train , who's next , maybe those Pygmie's Larry the cable guy has been making fun of all these years, or all those domestic terrorists from the 60's & 70's, he could of sent a letter with the black caucus to our old buddy Fidel, Hugo , Gorby, Mao, Stalin,Pol Pot, all the non registered immigrants,the receding sea ice in the artic and antartic, maybe he should just have a generic card that reads ,For whom or what it concerns I apologize for the entire existance of the United States of America, we are bad, really bad, and for that I am really really really SORRY, and what could we do to make it up to you .
Sincerely the United States of America.