My friends we are in a world of trouble , there is a massive Hurricane bearing down on the southern coast of Texas, this MONSTER STORM is going to cause HUGE AND CATOSTROPHIC damage to all in its path , and where oh where is the Barack, he should be here to stop this MASSIVE storm, with a simple wave of his hand he could stop Hurricane Dolly [what a cute name for terrible freak of nature caused by global warming], you know he was the only one who could of got Ray Nagan to use those school buses to for something better than fish tanks , what am I talking about , Ray would of never needed them anyway, the BARACK have stopped Katrina with a stearn look , because we know only the Barack loves black people , just ask Kanya West, isn't he a well respected scholar, and social commentator.

   Hey we could call Al [the green whore] Gore , and he could tell the Barack exactly what to do, about GLOBAL WARMING and he could head off all the weather related natural disasters before they happen, then if we asked real nice the Barack would completely make this world into a Obamaland terrarium where everything is perfect just think no mellanoma no sunburns, never need air conditioning never need heat ,we could all work from home so we would never need to drive which would keep us from disturbing mother nature, hey can you say UTOPIA,[I am bringing myself to tears,  I am so happy]

 So where is the Barack , oh yeah he is in the middle of world peace right now , with a few real good catch phrases he could actually get Hezabollah to stop rocketing Israel, and Hamas from constantly trying to send HOMISIDE BOMBERS on to school buses inside Israel, he will singlehandly get the Chinese to free Tibet , the Russians to restore some semblence of Democracy, and Osama Bin Ladin to actually commit murder suicide with Zawahiri{ is that right , who cares they will be dead] he will personally scold Mahmoud into giving up his nukes and and load Madeline Albright's dance card full of Kim JongIl   so he will forget to lie to the world about his shinanagins, and then he will give pardons to all his friends who have been falsely accused of personal irregularities, he will empty out the pentagon so his friend Willy can practice blowing it up {instead of his friends}, New York cops will have to wait there turn, hey Tony could be the Head of HUD, we know he can make a good loan to people, or just outright buy it it for them.

  He could the Reverend Jeremiah to say a pray for our souls to be damned to hell white folk only please {exlude the I feel guilty about being white folk though} Barack needs them to get elected .

 Well I just hope THE BARACKS handlers remember to look at the doppler radar and type into his teleprompter that North America is in dire need of little attention to affirt DISASTER from hurricane Dolly {it is cute name isn't it}.

 

 

Rantingly yours Unionpuke