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Problem with free speech

Hello folks long time no blog,
  Well let me say this my least favorite time of year , despite the beautiful changing color of the leaves and the smell of campfires in the outdoors, snuggling with your loved one , and the best of all Halloween,Thanksgiving and Christmas around the corner.
   Now how could this be spoiled ????, and turn such wonderful time to a terrible headache, let me see,,,,,,,,,,,,could it be the LAWN SIGN ANARCHISTS, the little Barack backing assholes who think they have the right to come on to my property and steal or destroy my yard signs.
  Are these not the freedom of speech loving individuals who complain about President Bush's attempt's to chase down terrorists, [he violated everybody's rights collecting non specific data from overseas phone calls, that darn Bush , I think I'll tear down this yard sign to pay him back, hey this sign says McCain, hey he hates terrorists too so he has to suck], sorry  I was ranting but his really pisses me off.
  Back in 2004 I actually could of caught 2 of the little pricks but my house alarm was set and it went off when I flew out the front door to run them down , my self satisfaction was  I think I made them crap their pants as I was  running them down.
  This year has started anew , I have had signs up for nearly 2 months but my wife needed a McCain Palin sign so I went and volunteered a few moments did some phone calling to get one no problem right, till now my wife, son and I went to the the small extended family cabin for little fall maintinance over a two day period we came home and somebody thrashed my signs, well I didn't take it very well to put it mildly, well I collected what was left of my signs put them back up and made a new sign saying LIBERAL ANARCHISTS TORE DOWN MY SIGNS AND BARACK OBAMA APPROVES THAT MESSAGE, then I proceeded to take some crisco grease and left over doe urine[this  is scent blocker or attracter] from deer hunting last year and I mixed it up and smeared it all over the top of the sign, so I really hope the little pricks come back for a little stinker session because what I am hoping they grab the signs full the grease then wipe it on their pants or coat and it reactivate the scent of doe urine on them YEE HAW, OR MAYBE I'LL GET TO RUN THEM DOWN AGAIN .
    Well let the games begin, my next sign will be to come up to the door  and let's have some honest debate , not like smiling Joe Biden who needs to lie through his teeth to drive a point home.
     I hope you don't mind but a couple observations , everytime a mainstream media commentator finish's a show on the Sunday morning shows excluding Chris Wallace please, they should finish by saying BARACK OBAMA APPROVES THIS UNPAID ENDORSEMENT.
   I do have a new line to refer to Obama/Biden team wait wait wait the COPANDERERS AND CHEATS, is that to harse maybe Barack will sue me too!
 
 Well till next week unhappily yours Unionpuke
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Where is the BARACK????????????????

 My friends we are in a world of trouble , there is a massive Hurricane bearing down on the southern coast of Texas, this MONSTER STORM is going to cause HUGE AND CATOSTROPHIC damage to all in its path , and where oh where is the Barack, he should be here to stop this MASSIVE storm, with a simple wave of his hand he could stop Hurricane Dolly [what a cute name for terrible freak of nature caused by global warming], you know he was the only one who could of got Ray Nagan to use those school buses to for something better than fish tanks , what am I talking about , Ray would of never needed them anyway, the BARACK have stopped Katrina with a stearn look , because we know only the Barack loves black people , just ask Kanya West, isn't he a well respected scholar, and social commentator.
   Hey we could call Al [the green whore] Gore , and he could tell the Barack exactly what to do, about GLOBAL WARMING and he could head off all the weather related natural disasters before they happen, then if we asked real nice the Barack would completely make this world into a Obamaland terrarium where everything is perfect just think no mellanoma no sunburns, never need air conditioning never need heat ,we could all work from home so we would never need to drive which would keep us from disturbing mother nature, hey can you say UTOPIA,[I am bringing myself to tears,  I am so happy]
 So where is the Barack , oh yeah he is in the middle of world peace right now , with a few real good catch phrases he could actually get Hezabollah to stop rocketing Israel, and Hamas from constantly trying to send HOMISIDE BOMBERS on to school buses inside Israel, he will singlehandly get the Chinese to free Tibet , the Russians to restore some semblence of Democracy, and Osama Bin Ladin to actually commit murder suicide with Zawahiri{ is that right , who cares they will be dead] he will personally scold Mahmoud into giving up his nukes and and load Madeline Albright's dance card full of Kim JongIl   so he will forget to lie to the world about his shinanagins, and then he will give pardons to all his friends who have been falsely accused of personal irregularities, he will empty out the pentagon so his friend Willy can practice blowing it up {instead of his friends}, New York cops will have to wait there turn, hey Tony could be the Head of HUD, we know he can make a good loan to people, or just outright buy it it for them.
  He could the Reverend Jeremiah to say a pray for our souls to be damned to hell white folk only please {exlude the I feel guilty about being white folk though} Barack needs them to get elected .
 Well I just hope THE BARACKS handlers remember to look at the doppler radar and type into his teleprompter that North America is in dire need of little attention to affirt DISASTER from hurricane Dolly {it is cute name isn't it}.
 
 
Rantingly yours Unionpuke
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A slice of humanity Restored

I was just invovled in my first purchase on E-bay, it wasn't very cut and dry though, I just happened to go on line and I put motorcycle sidecar in my search engine, and wow a site popped up with a picture of a beautiful Electric blue California sidecar Harley-Davidson color combination that just happens to match my Harley Davidson Electra-glide Classic, this find got more interesting when it turned out that this was built for a 1997 Harley, WOW  this is the same year as my bike , here was the kicker starting bid was $ 1500.00 , that is where my jaw dropped .    I have been looking on and off for and at a  sidecars for few years , you see my son is  autistic and would never sit still on the back of my full dress Harley, and I knew this would be the chance to share my love for the open road and the  scenic highways of Minnesota and western Wisconsin with my only child , let me tell you he loves four-wheeling, and he likes the wind in his hair , well my wife and I have have done a good bit of traveling on the motorcycle, been to number of bike rallies in different states including Sturgis and Myrtle Beach bike weeks, and we always had to leave our beautiful son Jack home with his Guardian Angel  my mother .    Well my mother God  bless her soul, just recently passed away ,  and this spurred my search for the sidecar again.     Well here we go , I put a few bids in and didn't meet the reserve price on the sidecar , I decided to E-mail the owner and ask what was the minimum bid for the sidecar and he promptly sent back that he needed $ 2000.00 ,  for it , so fine , I put in $2000 , it came up , I was the high bidder , I knew this was an excellent price on this sidecar because I have looked at the exact model in the past and my only hope to try and find a used one , and this fit the bill, I was prepared to go higher by a little bit and my high bid held until a few minutes before the close the the real bidding started, well what I thought was real  bidding you see I was typing in one bid at a time and somebodies auto-bidder was on the other end, it went up in $25 increments when the last auto bid hit $2325 well I accidently typed in $2250 , instead of $2350, I backed spaced quick as could and re-typed the right price and one second before I hit send bidding closed, I had lost a chance to spend countless hours enjoying riding the Harley with my son , well it really wasn't the only chance but at the time I was really bummed out, I was pumped for this one in million chance at aquiring a personal dream for my son and me.    Well I took a chance and E-mailed the owner and told him a little of my story that I have told you , and told him that if something happened    I was still interested , well I do not know what happened , but last night I got second chance offer from E-bay on the sidecar and a E-mail from one hell of nice guy named Jason  well I jumped on the second chance, and since talked to Jason after my bid was accepted and my deposit was secured through E-bay, well my short story touched Jason and his wife and they were very glad I was able to purchase the sidecar ,I think they actually were cheering for me to get it .   Well I am now a HAPPY OWNER OF DREAM COME TRUE, please move over Cinderella, and thanks to Jason his wife and Ebay for helping this come to reality.  I am sorry to ever reads this and thinks I am big sap , but I am a  big dumb poor Republican  happy as pig in slop with my small loving family loving and getting a new sidecar (well a ten year old sidecar) to share more time with my son.                devotedly yours Unionpuke    PS hey I have a good   for creating more union jobs build more refineries and power plants wow that would put a few union men to work wouldn't now!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Hollywood Hipocrits

 Just an observation, more than likely it has been put out by a few thousand before me, these spoiled brats of hollywood who sell violence but abhorr the war and it's violence should just shut the hell up, I would bet you,  not one of these so called ACTION HERO'S , who star as all powerful anti goverment avengers or smarter than the goverment anarchists, who know better though they have not single fact about what goes on behind the scenes in international terroism , just because some researcher came up with a certain idea that sounds really good on the script, and makes our goverment look bad at the same time.             Hey John C., Matt D.,George C, Ben A., etc etc etc, put up or shut up ,you never served you never will serve and by god if something happened you would be the first to stand up and whine like a lttle girl, why didn't the goverment protect me and stop the bad guys , well to be honest you helped tie their hands with your horse hockey propaganda , [horse hockey  I like that term thank you Col. Potter], in reality you people couldn't get together and figure out a butt wiping party.                 Lovingly Unionpuke
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Gitmo, who knew ?????

The ruling sent down from the Supremely Stupid Liberal side of the Court is a frigging embarassment, they have made these international cutthroats,murders and cowards into a Great Circus Sideshow, the feel good daisy down the rifle barrel peaceniks are going to make a great deal about every single case now that they have court access, we have to remember that what ever these cutthroats say is the gospel truth according to the New York Times and the Washington Post, they will take the word of these murders over our own troops and security people , we should just let them all loose now and forget the trials because as we all know according to Amnesty International , these poor souls can't be guilty of anything except being in the wrong place at the wrong time.               yours truthfully Unionpuke
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I'm new so bear with me

Hello ,I'm what you would call a Newbee, this my first blog , where do I start , you can see all my bio on personal page, I'm not a very good typer so you will have to get over that. Let's start with the enviromentalists half truthes, I haven't seen a single expose on the artic ice this spring , WHY IS THAT ???, I guesss it  must be a bad  year to check the ice shelf.     Tou want to know what my nephew calls our  unusually cool spring , A BAD CASE OF INDIAN WINTER, I watched a program on the discovery channel a while back on a polar bears trials and tribulations of life , it couldn't find any food and it was starving to death , until it came across a herd of walrus's it did not have the strength to kill one of these massive beasts either, so they filmed this polar bear till it died , these hipocrits watched a polar bear starve to death when they could of shot a damn walrus to feed it , so don;t give any of this nonsense about saving polar bears , I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                      yours truthfully UNIONPUKE
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