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The Enviromental Church of Gore and the Press

  Wow I am so exited to have two criminals loose on our soil , now if they would just stay and stop breaking the laws of other soveriegn nations, so they don't get arrested and imprisoned and become high stakes poker chip in the game of reality, these two arrogant americans thought they could cross a border illegally and not be held accountable for their actions, and everybody is fawning over these recent parolies, don't get me wrong , I'm glad they weren't drawn and quartered or tortured in any way but at least they should served some time they looked pretty healthy getting on that Private Jet with former President William (slick willy) Clinton, (OK in your best Bill voice say " I got to new Asian stewardesses Yee Haa).
 Now to my real point , how many trees must Al Gore plant to actually offset the carbon footprint it took , to fly these two known criminals all the way back from North Korea , my secret garden cannot take the pressure from all these special trips by the President to sell all these absurd programs as it is, and now you get the former President flying criminals on a Private Jet all the way across the Pacific Ocean isn't that like a Quadrillion miles or something,(I actually floated across it 3 times while in the Navy and once to South Korea itself ,ask me about it sometime) , what would it hurt if they jumped on a commercial airline or took a military transport out of Japan, would that of been more enviromentally sound or is it you are a bunch of overbearing hypocritical @#$#@@#$%%^^%$##@, sorry I lost my temper at their insensitivety to my world at large, and could have they just driven a new Chinese Hybrid up through the Kamachatka Peninsula, yeah I know that is Russian soil but hese two do not mind crossing borders illegally, then grab a ferry over to Alaska where Sarah Palin could school them on manners, and then they could go on slow welcome back tour and the mainstream media could have something to talk about during Congressional break, so they don't have to cover the civil uprising over the Healthcare and Cap and Trade Legislation, wow how come they blew that chance, we must distracting them a little.
 Now back to my real point how many compact flourescent light bulbs does it take to get two known criminals back Kim Jong Il????
  Answer " ask Al ( the Pope of Green ) Gore he's the only one who know's you know.
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No new taxes By Barack Obama

 Here is the scenario, then canidate Barack Obama promises no tax hikes for the people making less than $250,00.00, and thats where it ended, first order of business is to implement a one dollar tax on cigerette's, this is thee most regressive tax in history in my opinion, it will effect the poor much more than the rich, and still the pledge from now President Obama , no new taxes on anyone making $250,000.00 or less , we all know that was a bunch of B___S___, wow what a shell game we got going on now.
  Now let's move on and let's up the bet on the shell game, Cap and Trade, which will become the most regressive tax in history, especially to the poor in the northern tier states that have to heat their homes in the winter, but they shouldn't have to worry because the goverment will just about have a plan to fix their high energy costs by seizing the EVIL energy companies , (who are  trying to kill the lower class by trying turn a profit), now that we have fixed  the bad home loans and get everybody got  a new car (oops that's a little harder than it looks ) , now we have free gas and heating fuel and electricity.
In  reality though the poor will have to pay higher taxes and prices on everything we take for granted such as gas , electricity and home heating fuel not mention everything they purchase from a can of soup to a new car, all the new taxes and fees on the businesses will be passed on to the consumer, It doesn't take a Paul Krugman to figure that out HaHa,  and they won't know it, oh they will start bitchin about not enough money and then the pre- demonization of Big Oil will go in to full swing, though it will have been the Obama administration and the Democrats in Congress screwing them,  just like it has been all along , Democrat mismanagement and environmentalists have stifled the energy business for years under the guise of helping the poor and the environment , when will they have enough regulations and taxes to actually start killing us off , oops, aren't they already doing that because of their love affair with  Ethanol.
     Now what's next Healthcare Reform or letting the Bush tax cuts expire , or the Value added Tax or the national sales tax, let's start with healthcare , I'll admit I'm not an expert on this subject, but I'll bet you a dime on a dollar that some pretty high revenues will have to be raised to fund this Monstrosity, you just can't insure a Quadrillion people , (OK so I'm exaggerating a little bit, well they are too!), we are going to have to pay for it somehow, and it can't all come off the backs of the rich, that well will run dry alot sooner than the world's oil reserves, it's going to fall on the already over taxed Middle-class , hey the upper-class are over taxed also and they are usually the ones creating jobs for under and the middle classes, and I repeat it doesn't take a Paul Krugman to figure that out, that's just good old common sense, really, when did a cashier at a drive up window at some fast food joint hire anybody, not going to happen,
 Now the real ugly secret that the press won't talk about , the expiration of the Bush Tax cuts, I' ve wrote about it before , but it is well worth mentioning again with a small addition to the facts, they will let them expire and that still will not satisfy the voracious Democrat appetite for high taxes , take me for example , my taxes will jump from 10 or 11 percent to 15%, that will effectively raise my federal income tax burden 50%, and that applies to everyone in my working man sphere, you want to know a dirty secret ?, alot of us are laid off right now and we aren't paying any taxes into coffers, so revenues to goverment are still shrinking and we haven't seen the winter season construction slow down yet, Duh!!!!!!!!!,  and now there are ugly whisper's coming from the halls of the administration that they are contemplating a  Tax Hike because they bit off more then they could chew or we can swallow for that fact, good luck to all those Blue Dogs in them swing Districts in 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 Let's talk about he value added tax , it was a Grand Idea and the Democrat's are about to pervert it like every other good idea and dream that honorable men have tried to use ease the burden of the lower class , they want it to solidfy their power base and completely enslave the middle and lower classes, the proof is in the civil rights laws , elitists , and activists or as I like to call them agitists have used it to demonize and harass and destroy legitimate businesses and religion and insert unconstitutional  rights into the public mainstream, by using the courts to subvert established laws, now the Obama administration wants to enact a value added tax or National sales tax to YOUR PURCHASED GOODS , on top of the costs passed down from the businesses that will be hit with their higher costs and taxes, when is enough enough, how much can we bleed for this grand scheme, why must we give and give to satisfy this progressive dream that we do not want any part of , I say if the progressives want it , they should not file their  income tax returns let the goverment over tax them and while they are at it , just write a check to Tim Geithner for about 90% of their net worth and then they can live like the people they profess to care so much about.
  We the People of this United States of America cannot and should not let bastardization of this Great Country persist , we must Stand up and tell these out of control beaucrats to Stop the  unreasonable Tax burdens that are put upon backs of the Rightful Citizens of this Nation. 
 
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Simple questions for Simpletons

 Here is a simple question for your favorite Left wing Loony Liberal Politician, we all know the famous President Barack Obama skin in the game speech right?, well this a two part question, first of all you ask politely about the supposed no co-payment language in this travesty of intelligence death bill(aka Health Care Reform bill), and when they start puffing up their chest after they took the bait , set the hook and hammer them with why don't these so called uninsured have a co-pay, don't they want to get their skin in the game, shouldn't they actually have some responsibility for their own well being,we all know the President wants everybody to get some skin the game, paying a little out of pocket would make these people a little more responsible and not run to the doctor everytime they get a sniffle,and when your Senator or Congressperson starts a stammering, kick the  fins out from under him or her, and follow up with the question about it only being a bogus selling point, to get the great unwashed and the moral heartbroken to go along with this piece of outhouse conversation ender.
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Community Activism

Or shall we call them Community Agitaters, all I see from the Black activists yeah I said Black, is that they like to stir up trouble, for their own personal gain or interests, this country has jumped from the dark ages to the space age as far as relations between blacks and whites and hispanics and asians in the last fifty years .
 I am sick and tired of all this horse excrement that the activists pull out to try and make old whitey feel guilty about the oppression they haven't really suffered , hell Jesse Jackson is still living off a great Republican's blood , that being Martin Luther King, wasn't that race baiter accused of wiping Dr. King's blood on himself, and Al Sharpton came to prominence by parading a poor little lying through teeth black girl around for a false rape charge against whitey, and then there is the President's buck it up buddy Jeremiah Wright who just hates whitey period, now everybody has met the latest version of a whitey hating friend of the president's a poor down trodden Harvard so called made up Professor, who did he guilt into giving him a bullschmidt seat at the table in the faculty lunchroom , I'm still not clear what he teaches over at Harvard, is it advanced Race Baiting and how to hate yourself if your Whitey 101, and now we have President Barack Obama the Co-Panderer-in-Chief, he will kiss anybody's butt for a photo op, but all those butt's are finally adding up and the stench from his past is catching up, people are starting to wake up and smell the excrement, this guy is not very fond of Whitey either, his policies reflect it, he is systematically tearing down this country and trying to pull a Robert Mugabi, take it away from the people who built it and give it away to the people he thinks should have it, damn the country if it gets in the way of his grand plan, I wouldn't doubt if this was a pre-planned strike to deflect attention against his radical policy shifts to far side of socialism.
 There are more and more examples of the socially advanced blacks that like to go back and use old stereotypes against whites to advance their agendas, and personally they lost me and I will tell them and I hope everybody else will join in and tell them to Shove It, they  have had the ability to make their own bed and how ever it is made up , they can sleep in it , I will not feel guilty again the sympathy train has left the station, they hold their own down , to hold on to their personal power and to keep a place on the social soapbox, they will keep screaming bloody murder until the people of the Black community stand up and push these screamers aside , and say we are a proud people and we appreciate what we are receiving and all you do for us , this will be difficult in the take it for granted and false sense entitlement society but until this happens I will turn my back on the cause ,those so-called black agitaters do not deserve your support.
  Well I spoke my mind and I am sure somebody will be ticked off , I say to bad , and you have the Constitutional Right to be Ticked off and Offended.
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How can you tell a Liberal Christian

  Today I was walking into a local mega home repair store, and I was walking by this little Hybrid clown car and happened to read the bumper sticker attached to the back window, what I saw was the difference between a conservative and a liberal christian, this liberal , and I know he was some bleeding heart liberal had the audasity  and balls to put a label on our savior Jesus Christ, and he is just not a conservative or liberal savior he was everybody's savior .
  This bumper sticker politician who calls himself a christian called Jesus Christ a community organizer, I was deeply offended by this, as  far as I know Jesus never encouraged people to scam the goverment in Rome into more and more freebie's , he never went to Harvard Law school, as far as I know he was a carpenter which is real job and a Holy Man in his own right before he gave himself to save us , I don't think comparing what Jesus  did and what Barack Obama did is really fair to Barack Obama, because Jesus gave of himself and he didn't sue the goverment for a bunch of freeloaders,  and I do not think Barack Obama ever had a private sector job , at least Jesus was a trained carpenter, and then if  I recall correctly was he not a Jewish Holy man, who preached to followers about just being good people.
  Hey I could be wrong but I do not recall him teaching people how to scam the system, for registering illegal voters or voters that do not even exist, or protesting down at Bethlehem town hall for more affordable housing or food stamps, I actually think Jesus would have told those same people to  go  out and try to help yourself and please do not have sex out of wedlock and have to abort a unborn child, I don't think Jesus would have taken money from one to give to another not deserving of it, but he probably would of encouraged them find their  own way and Jesus would of fed them if they  were in need  sustanance, as he did with the story of the fish and loaves, he never called on Rome for some extra federal cheese, Jesus was never a politician he never destroyed his political opponents with lies and innuendo, he never needed a teleprompter or a speech writer , Jesus always knew who he was talking to and never tried to gain public favor by spending everybody else's hard earned money buy taxing the stuffing out of them , actually he kind of got upset with the money changers in the temple.
 To put it into simple terms Jesus gave of himself and President Barack Obama will take from everybody for  himself .
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Old style Medicine for the Economy

  I finally figured out the inspiration for President Obama's economic recovery program , it goes back a little further than the New Deal , about 6 centuries back, back when someone gets ill or is a little out of sorts even or  you happen to receive a nasty cut and you are bleeding to death, what would the physicians of old do, well bleed the patients a little more' but in this case the Obama administration is snipping around this countries juglar vein, what will happen is not be a slow bleeding from a few well placed leeches, but a complete submersion into a fetid swamp full every type of leech known to mankind every size, color, shape and special interest group.
    I was listening to a local (recently gone national radio talk show host , Congratulations ) Jason Lewis and he started reminding me of all the Obama and liberal Elite favorite community activist leeches, like Americorp, Acorn, US Department of Energy,Housing and Urban Development, all things that are just a waste of time and money, these are the the leeches that have  sucking federal dollars away from your personal income, let's face President Obama has been going Medieval on our arse's, he is trying to cure a sick economy by letting his leeches suck the life out of it, and we haven't quite found the voice to scream out STOP.
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What's next for Tim Geitner??????????

  Now that the banks are starting to pay back the TARP loans what is old Tim going to do with all that money will he just give it back to the fed and pay down the debt or will he turn it into a Goverment Slush Fund, or did he do that already, will these big banks  be called on to raise cash for the fed to start funding the preposterous programs the President has proposed, no one really knows how much these social welfare programs are going to cost , but we do know one thing President Obama and his merry band of cronies will try to portray it with  the rosiest colored glasse known to mankind.
  We all know they are using the wildest set economic indicators to come their conclusions , so they can go and tell all the Acorn members we have freebie's galore coming your way , and you  won't have to pay a nickel , those other poor suckers who work for a living and have been doing their best to scrape by will pay your freight, (speaking of Acorn, I just love it when you see these Welfare leeches protesting at the state capitals around the country, these slugs won't get a job,  but they have the time to go protest to get more freebies), will Old Tim start shiftimg this payback money into low income housing market to start bailing out bad risk home buyers who probably took out 110% of the home value and went out and bought themselves what I call in the hood Sub-Prime SUV , I see alot of Big Old Fancy Cadillac Escalades driving in some of the poorest areas in town and they coincide with the largest number of home foreclosures in the area, my speculation is they took out the interest only ARM's , and then took the full home value cash and roled it into a brand spankin new Caddy, granted this is all speculation but I went to school back when they taught you how to do Math before the calculator, 2+2 still equals Scam in those neighborhoods.
  Then there is the so called Auto Bailout bullschmidt , damn it I want my fair share of cheating my backers, I'm a union guy, WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!,oh yeah , I forgot I'm not a member of the United Auto Workers , I wasn't responsible for running the company I work for into the ground and supporting the politicians who actually want my company that I work for to go the way of the dinosaur, the same politicians who have been hampering my industrial base for years with regulation after regulation, not to mention refusing to actully go and find domestic sources of fuel , oh yeah did I mention they raise the bar every time we turn around, whats next hammer Ford with super double probation and tell them if they borrow money from any bank that we ever thought of giving or gave money to, hand over the deed to your corporation Ford Motor Company , it just isn't right or FAIR that you are not owned by the goverment or the UAW.
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Arrogant Americans

 Two american journalists crossed into North Korea illegally, no paperwork no invitation, bottom line they broke the laws of a sovereign nation, sorry Ashton your moral outrage is another example of the true American Arrogance, you frigging loser lefty liberals think you should be able to do anything you like , laws and rules and morality be damned, if it is sensational it sells and you don't give a damn if it sends the wrong message, we live in world that should have a proper set of rules so everyone can get along , I agree , but just cause you don't like somebody else's rules , doesn't mean you can break them because you hope to get away with it, don't do the crime if can't do the time , yes 12 years is pretty harsh,  but the journalist's broke a sovereign nation's  laws and they have the right to prosecute as they see fit.
I am sorry that they got such a harsh sentence but they put themselves in dangerous place and got caught, I have an idea Ashton , North Korea is short on cash, why don't you and all your Hollyweird buddies get your wallets out and buy off the little Dictator Kim Jong Il, you can probably get Madeline (not-so bright) Albright to bring it over with another bottle Dom and toast their release, along with a packet of missile technology so it can be alot more fair and level the playing field with the north.
 You see Ashton what these so called journalists did was insert themselve's as high stake poker game as a ante, and it just weakened our hand at the table you idiot, what are we going to have to give up so your moral outrage is pacified , so just pony up and get her out yourself.
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Those wonderful bike riders

It seemed just like yesterday when bike riding was just a fun way to get around in Minnesota, then came a guy named Greg Lemond, this guy had to go out and win the Tour De France a couple of times , and just like after the 1980 Miracle on Ice, people went crazy, everybody thought their kid was the next Wayne Gretzky and the ice hockey blitz was on , hey I played program hockey in the era that the 1980 olympic team came from and it wasn't half as psycho as it was afterward, not even close I see parents pushing their poor kids and giving up their own lives all in the name of the Puck.
 Now back to the bike riding, its cool to get out on the bike and ride the lakes in Minneapolis, and its great excercise and it saves gasoline , and I'm glad everybody is doing it, but their is a huge down fall to bike riding mania, we go out and build multi-million dollar bike trail systems and fancy arse bridges over Hiawatha avenue, Congressman Oberstar took federal highway money to build bike trails across his congressional district, while the 35W bridge was falling into disrepair, the afore mentioned Hiawatha bridge went up during the same time, where did that money come from, we are still building bike trail beautification projects around the city , during this economic downturn, and our taxes are still going up as our property values run off a cliff with the rest of the wooly mammoth's.
  Now here is the tough love part for the bike riders , you want it , you pay for it , I would like to propose that it is high time that bicycles be licensed just like any other mode of transportation they should have to display this license plate visibly where it can be seen at all times by traffic enforcement, I'm not talking about kid bikes with training wheels or kids not old enough to drive, I'm talking about adult bikes who ride day after day as excercise or a mode of transportation, we have given up lanes of transportation for cars for the purpose of bike lanes , we have footed the bill in our gasoline taxes and vehicle registration fees to paint lines for their paths, they haven't paid their fair share and it is time for tough love and complete traffic enforcement for bicycle's who run red lights and stop signs and piggyback traffic lanes then bust out in front of traffic before the light changes and become a traffic hazard, do not yield the right of way to a motor vehicle who has the right of way , I am personally sick and tired of the constant traffic abuses by bike riders , I would classify these people as Arrogant Americans also.
 We could raise alot of revenue from these patriotic Americans as their hero Vice President Joe Biden put it, paying for it is your Patriotic duty.
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Tim did himself proud

Well Governor Tim did his job , despite all the criticism of our Governor, he is a brave leader he decided to protect the taxpaying citzen's of the state of Minnesota , no matter what the political consequences, after the democratic pushed tax hikes of 2008 through ballot initiatives, and deception in causes for the kids and the enviroment and the roads and so on and so on, his stalwart stance of no new taxes have saved this state a bunch, if he would of let these tax and enslave liberals have their way  the so called gap between the rich and poor would  of split apart like California falling into the Pacific Ocean, the liberal elite do not get it their regressive taxes effect the little guy alot more than the rich , we pay alot more percentage wise of our income to buy the bare necessities , and all those high taxes eventually filter down to us through higher prices from the businesses, the poor just need to be educated in the way of basic economic's the cost has to come from somewhere and then someone has to take up that extra cost and that is always the consumer , unless your in a socialist countrythen the goverment owns everything and the product is evenly proportioned out, except for the people who can afford the luxury items , so we are back to the shrinking middle class , we cannot afford anymore taxesin the name of anything , make do goverment  with what you have,  everybody including the liberal elite cannot afford your supposed high moral ideals, and if the liberal elites think they need this money , let them pony up 90 percent of their trust funds and assets to make up the short fall , let them take out another mortgage on their Kenwood home to feed another outstate transplant for here for assistance, or health care , Governor Tim is finally drawing the line in the sand for the Fical Conservatives.
  So Governor , I am proposing you submit the following bill to the legislature,  it should be called the Limosine/Learjet liberal Amendment , which would require any and all persons trying to raise to states citzen's to automatically give up 90 % of their asset's to the state general fund to offset any tax increases they are proposing,  and any person or persons voting for a tax increase shall also forfeit 90% of their personal asset's .
Now that would be putting their money where their mouth is.
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Barack Obama vs Robert Mugabi

  President Obama's administration's policies are starting to resemble another world leader that the world has turned their collective back on, by seizing or taking over business's using strong arm tactic's using the excuse, It's for the People, seems a little tyrannical, the only thing he doesn't have is a  paid off military to back up complete take over, but he does have a semi- corrupt goverment  headed by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid , to help him in his endeavor's, what's next health care , big oil, big energy, these so called champion's of capitalism, are knuckling under faster than Micheal Spinks in his fight against Mike Tyson in his glory years, they are dropping like flies under goverment pressure, just the appearance of the auto dealership closing's look's more and more into the favortism column, and then there is the UAW stock option fiasco, in the GM and Chrysler take overs , there has been reports of banks who have friends on the democratic side of the aisle been receiving special attention in the bailouts of their institutions, it surely looks like alot of back scratching going on around halls of the White House, I am waiting for the president to order Wal-Mart taken over because the retail unions cannot get their grubby little fingers entrenched around their throat.
  Well we all know about Robert Mugabi , all the things the president is doing is just Robert Mugabi Light, take it over and give it to your friends, seize it and let your friends bleed it dry, maybe thats what they have in mind for this regurgitated version of the Fairness Doctrine, the goverment has Stopped doing things for the People and Started doing things to Consolidate their Power, every proposal that has come from this administration is a direct attack against the little people , the taxes will directly effect poor people sooner and harder than the wealthy Liberal Elite, and will only cause the Middle Class to be less self sufficient, and make them go to the goverment, and make them more dependent on the federal goverment, these Paltry tax cuts for votes will dry up and the cold clammy slap in the face will only hit the people who are uninformed, we already know whats happening, I actually think the administration is banking on the Bush era tax cuts to expire to deliver on the promise of cutting the deficit in half by the middle of the first term of this President,  I am sorry , they will not have the tax base from job market to back up their promise and trhat is how they can blame Bush once again.
  And that's when they will be taking over your whole Paycheck to deliver on their promises to the Have-nots, just like Robert Mugabi.
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My Secret Garden

 Well I have figured out the the global climate crisis solution ,  my beautiful bride of 17 years and I  have planted a vegetable garden, since we all know that plants need CO2 for sustenance, or did we , does Al Gore know this , and is he planting 2 million acre vegetable garden to offset his private jet flights proposing the idea of Global climate Catastrophy, he does know that about CO2 doesn't he, sometimes I wonder. 
  We just didn't plant veggie's , we planted a bunch of flowers also , we planted petunia's and alyssum and this thing called a Binka that's what my wife keeps calling it, we have a beautiful New Guinea Impatient (we bought that one , it's tradition), and Marigold's around the veggie garden, the smell is supposed to help keep the critters away, well I swear the goverment should be sending me a check for carbon suppression system and my ability to stretch my unemployment check a little further, don't you think I deserve one a big fat check, call it a goverment grant or call it Pork , another piece of  Stimulus?.
  Now if the goverment wanted to help everybody out in these tough times and rid the world the Evil CO2 gases, they would encourage everybody to grow a little veggie garden to offset there breathing, and give something to do while they are waiting for their next Unemployment check, matter of fact they could send all these people packets of seeds to start ther garden and with all this healthy eating the childhood and adult obesity problem could be partially curtailed, all this hard work would promote excercise which would make people healthier and would lessen health care costs and than we shouln't need Universal Health Care, can you see the MAGIC  of my secret garden, one little garden can solve all of our social and worldly problems, world hunger would be solved you can give all your excess veggies to the poor and hungery, oh thats right they should already have their own garden, if President Obama got their address right for the seed mailing.
 Seriously I am pretty proud of our garden and I am thinking about expanding it , as I sit here, and if we have extra , we will deliver it to the local food shelf , so I am going to try the anti pesticide way, I wouldn't want to get someone sick, well I hope this might help inspire some people to do there own little garden and fight the dangerous spread of GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS.
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The pork Flu!!!!!

 It's pretty interesting the President of the Planet Porkulus visit's Mexico and they break out with Pork Flu, the first was back in January when he asked for the second 350 billion in pork, and it kept getting worse and the Doctor's of Economic's can just say they think the tide is turning, when will the people put this country at level 5 porkdemic statis, this thing spread like wild fire and they keep blaming a poor innocent victim of circumstance who was counseled into approving this by Dr. Hank Paulsen with special counsel from Dr. Ben Bernanke.
  I  start vomiting everytime I hear another spending proposal from Planet Porkulus(aka Washington DC), I just wish they would vaccinate these Congressmen and Congresswomen and Senator's against the Pork Flu , I am certain that this country would be in good shape in no time , if they would just get the cure , a good injection of Anti-Porkotics, give up Porkerette's,so we can all breathe a little easier on payday, the only difference between us and Mexico we have good enough health care to fight off the Swine Flu, and the Mexican people couldn't tell the difference between the Swine flu and the Pork Flu, our case of Pork flu is a lot worse then our case of Swine Flu.
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We Want You!!!

Well the ACLU,(Al Qaeda Civilian Lycnhing Union), has finally gotten the OK from the White House to start distributing their newest set of recruitment poster's, through honest and well thought out planning the ACLU has come up with old New York Times ad campaign, for the the hate America first you poor poor Islamic Facist's out there, let's rerun set of old photo's possibly pre- Abu Ghraib, and inflame and inspire all young muslim's to hate America and possibly build nice following here at home, or could it be that they might be running out of clients to sue, and they searching for a new client base , because when somebody starts looking into possible radical islamic training inside the United States, they will be ready and willing to lose their heads jumping into the fray, we all know that they probably well versed in Sharia law by now and they just need a few good front page news stories for advertisement ,so every poor poor  islamic radical knows where to get some good old fashioned American Justice , no I don't mean Judge Roy Bean, no I mean sue them till we get what we  want and then make them pay for it, no matter what evidence we manufacture.
 Who's side is the ACLU on? I think their own! , I don't know , when did it get so twisted?, why should we trust them ? I give up , what does American Civil Liberties stand for?, have they just lost their collective way ?, I'm sure at some point they had the best interest of American's at heart , but do they any longer , does releasing possible mistreatment photo's of prisoner's do the the American experience any good, I highly doubt it ,a matter of fact the opposite will more likely be the outcome, the American people do just fine on their own getting people to love or hate us, we really don't need the help of the ACLU, but golly they are going to help us if we like it or not, did we ask for help , thanks but no thanks, we will be just fine just don't throw that match on the dry kindling under our feet, and keep that can of gas in safe cool dry place away from open flames.
  As for the New Transparent Administration what good is there in letting these photo's out so easily , and the Advanced Interrogations Memos, all I see , is a great big Al Qaeda recruiting and propaganda campaign unfolding in front of our faces, do you  want them to attack us?, why inflame these madmen any further , it seems like they  could use this to flip a non engaged muslim into a fanatic quite easily, this just friigging common sense, my God where is your line of thinking coming from, you think the daisy down the AK-47 gun barrel diplomacy will work on a fanatic, you have never dealt with a Packer fan, they will pull the trigger , blow off your finger's then cut your throat for good measure and over the Intertnet all in a days time, thats what they do to unarmed reporters and noncombatants, you think this will make them treat the infidel western soldiers with dignity, yeah right just like those Jane Fonda loving North Vietnamese, but worse we won't get our boys back in one piece if at all.
So go shove your High Ideals up your collective ACLU.
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I Got Good News Yesterday

  Well well well,
I found out I was rich yesterday , according to Nancy (pork tenderloin )Pelosi my participation in the Tea Party yesterday put me in the 38% tax bracket , WooooHoooo let's party, what feel's so weird about the whole deal , I filed for unemployment for the first time in 16 years about a month ago, and I was sitting on my butt waiting for work again this week.
  Or was this a Freudian slip on the the Slim sow's part, is this the tax rate everyone will be paying after they enact the Fresh Start plan , their vision of the recreated society in America, she and the rest of the Rich liberal progressive lawmakers and they are all Rich, have made many slips all the way from Preident Obama's conversation with our buddy Joe the Plumber about spreading the wealth, to Tall Tale Joe Biden saying it's Patriotic to pay high taxes, last time I saw  our forefathers kicking the King out for the exact same reason.
  The people I didn't see at the rallys were Bill Gates,John Corzine,Mark Dayton, Nancy Pelosi,Ted KennedyKatie Couric,Chris Mathews ,Matt Lauer,Charlie Gibson,Brian Williams, Barack Obama, Warren Buffet,Matt Damon,Mike Ciresi,and any of the Minnesota Limosine/Learjet Liberal Elites, these people like to raise taxes on everyone to push their socialist feel good agenda's.
  I have a proposal it is called the Limosine/Learjet Reclamation Act , when one of these rich Liberal Progressive elites proposes a tax hike, they should immediately give up 50 no 60 no 70% of their private income, not just their liquid funds but their all their investment's and gold spoon trust funds, then I could take them a tad more seriously.
  Why didn't they set the amount of $ 250,000.00 at $125,000.00 , well all these Congessmen and woman and Senator's would be caught up in this crippling tax hikes and I really don't think they would like it, no one would, this was attempt to corral the middle class vote , believe me when I say your not safe either , in 2010 the tax cuts are going to expire and everybody's taxes will go up except the people that don't pay taxes, the only twist I can imagine is they will promise to extend those tax cuts during the election process , but as soon as they sucker you into voting for them , they will back out of their promise and let the tax cuts expire, giving you immediate 50% tax hike, I know I have written about this before and I will tell you this it won't be the last, it's coming and I want to be the Paul Revere that is screaming his lungs out.
  Well back to the my sudden wealth, I AM CHECKING MY BANK ACCOUNTS AS SOON AS I'M DONE HERE .
See ya soon at the May 2nd tax rally at the capitol in St Paul Minnesota. 
 
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