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Old style Medicine for the Economy

  I finally figured out the inspiration for President Obama's economic recovery program , it goes back a little further than the New Deal , about 6 centuries back, back when someone gets ill or is a little out of sorts even or  you happen to receive a nasty cut and you are bleeding to death, what would the physicians of old do, well bleed the patients a little more' but in this case the Obama administration is snipping around this countries juglar vein, what will happen is not be a slow bleeding from a few well placed leeches, but a complete submersion into a fetid swamp full every type of leech known to mankind every size, color, shape and special interest group.
    I was listening to a local (recently gone national radio talk show host , Congratulations ) Jason Lewis and he started reminding me of all the Obama and liberal Elite favorite community activist leeches, like Americorp, Acorn, US Department of Energy,Housing and Urban Development, all things that are just a waste of time and money, these are the the leeches that have  sucking federal dollars away from your personal income, let's face President Obama has been going Medieval on our arse's, he is trying to cure a sick economy by letting his leeches suck the life out of it, and we haven't quite found the voice to scream out STOP.
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What's next for Tim Geitner??????????

  Now that the banks are starting to pay back the TARP loans what is old Tim going to do with all that money will he just give it back to the fed and pay down the debt or will he turn it into a Goverment Slush Fund, or did he do that already, will these big banks  be called on to raise cash for the fed to start funding the preposterous programs the President has proposed, no one really knows how much these social welfare programs are going to cost , but we do know one thing President Obama and his merry band of cronies will try to portray it with  the rosiest colored glasse known to mankind.
  We all know they are using the wildest set economic indicators to come their conclusions , so they can go and tell all the Acorn members we have freebie's galore coming your way , and you  won't have to pay a nickel , those other poor suckers who work for a living and have been doing their best to scrape by will pay your freight, (speaking of Acorn, I just love it when you see these Welfare leeches protesting at the state capitals around the country, these slugs won't get a job,  but they have the time to go protest to get more freebies), will Old Tim start shiftimg this payback money into low income housing market to start bailing out bad risk home buyers who probably took out 110% of the home value and went out and bought themselves what I call in the hood Sub-Prime SUV , I see alot of Big Old Fancy Cadillac Escalades driving in some of the poorest areas in town and they coincide with the largest number of home foreclosures in the area, my speculation is they took out the interest only ARM's , and then took the full home value cash and roled it into a brand spankin new Caddy, granted this is all speculation but I went to school back when they taught you how to do Math before the calculator, 2+2 still equals Scam in those neighborhoods.
  Then there is the so called Auto Bailout bullschmidt , damn it I want my fair share of cheating my backers, I'm a union guy, WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!,oh yeah , I forgot I'm not a member of the United Auto Workers , I wasn't responsible for running the company I work for into the ground and supporting the politicians who actually want my company that I work for to go the way of the dinosaur, the same politicians who have been hampering my industrial base for years with regulation after regulation, not to mention refusing to actully go and find domestic sources of fuel , oh yeah did I mention they raise the bar every time we turn around, whats next hammer Ford with super double probation and tell them if they borrow money from any bank that we ever thought of giving or gave money to, hand over the deed to your corporation Ford Motor Company , it just isn't right or FAIR that you are not owned by the goverment or the UAW.
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Arrogant Americans

 Two american journalists crossed into North Korea illegally, no paperwork no invitation, bottom line they broke the laws of a sovereign nation, sorry Ashton your moral outrage is another example of the true American Arrogance, you frigging loser lefty liberals think you should be able to do anything you like , laws and rules and morality be damned, if it is sensational it sells and you don't give a damn if it sends the wrong message, we live in world that should have a proper set of rules so everyone can get along , I agree , but just cause you don't like somebody else's rules , doesn't mean you can break them because you hope to get away with it, don't do the crime if can't do the time , yes 12 years is pretty harsh,  but the journalist's broke a sovereign nation's  laws and they have the right to prosecute as they see fit.
I am sorry that they got such a harsh sentence but they put themselves in dangerous place and got caught, I have an idea Ashton , North Korea is short on cash, why don't you and all your Hollyweird buddies get your wallets out and buy off the little Dictator Kim Jong Il, you can probably get Madeline (not-so bright) Albright to bring it over with another bottle Dom and toast their release, along with a packet of missile technology so it can be alot more fair and level the playing field with the north.
 You see Ashton what these so called journalists did was insert themselve's as high stake poker game as a ante, and it just weakened our hand at the table you idiot, what are we going to have to give up so your moral outrage is pacified , so just pony up and get her out yourself.
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Those wonderful bike riders

It seemed just like yesterday when bike riding was just a fun way to get around in Minnesota, then came a guy named Greg Lemond, this guy had to go out and win the Tour De France a couple of times , and just like after the 1980 Miracle on Ice, people went crazy, everybody thought their kid was the next Wayne Gretzky and the ice hockey blitz was on , hey I played program hockey in the era that the 1980 olympic team came from and it wasn't half as psycho as it was afterward, not even close I see parents pushing their poor kids and giving up their own lives all in the name of the Puck.
 Now back to the bike riding, its cool to get out on the bike and ride the lakes in Minneapolis, and its great excercise and it saves gasoline , and I'm glad everybody is doing it, but their is a huge down fall to bike riding mania, we go out and build multi-million dollar bike trail systems and fancy arse bridges over Hiawatha avenue, Congressman Oberstar took federal highway money to build bike trails across his congressional district, while the 35W bridge was falling into disrepair, the afore mentioned Hiawatha bridge went up during the same time, where did that money come from, we are still building bike trail beautification projects around the city , during this economic downturn, and our taxes are still going up as our property values run off a cliff with the rest of the wooly mammoth's.
  Now here is the tough love part for the bike riders , you want it , you pay for it , I would like to propose that it is high time that bicycles be licensed just like any other mode of transportation they should have to display this license plate visibly where it can be seen at all times by traffic enforcement, I'm not talking about kid bikes with training wheels or kids not old enough to drive, I'm talking about adult bikes who ride day after day as excercise or a mode of transportation, we have given up lanes of transportation for cars for the purpose of bike lanes , we have footed the bill in our gasoline taxes and vehicle registration fees to paint lines for their paths, they haven't paid their fair share and it is time for tough love and complete traffic enforcement for bicycle's who run red lights and stop signs and piggyback traffic lanes then bust out in front of traffic before the light changes and become a traffic hazard, do not yield the right of way to a motor vehicle who has the right of way , I am personally sick and tired of the constant traffic abuses by bike riders , I would classify these people as Arrogant Americans also.
 We could raise alot of revenue from these patriotic Americans as their hero Vice President Joe Biden put it, paying for it is your Patriotic duty.
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Tim did himself proud

Well Governor Tim did his job , despite all the criticism of our Governor, he is a brave leader he decided to protect the taxpaying citzen's of the state of Minnesota , no matter what the political consequences, after the democratic pushed tax hikes of 2008 through ballot initiatives, and deception in causes for the kids and the enviroment and the roads and so on and so on, his stalwart stance of no new taxes have saved this state a bunch, if he would of let these tax and enslave liberals have their way  the so called gap between the rich and poor would  of split apart like California falling into the Pacific Ocean, the liberal elite do not get it their regressive taxes effect the little guy alot more than the rich , we pay alot more percentage wise of our income to buy the bare necessities , and all those high taxes eventually filter down to us through higher prices from the businesses, the poor just need to be educated in the way of basic economic's the cost has to come from somewhere and then someone has to take up that extra cost and that is always the consumer , unless your in a socialist countrythen the goverment owns everything and the product is evenly proportioned out, except for the people who can afford the luxury items , so we are back to the shrinking middle class , we cannot afford anymore taxesin the name of anything , make do goverment  with what you have,  everybody including the liberal elite cannot afford your supposed high moral ideals, and if the liberal elites think they need this money , let them pony up 90 percent of their trust funds and assets to make up the short fall , let them take out another mortgage on their Kenwood home to feed another outstate transplant for here for assistance, or health care , Governor Tim is finally drawing the line in the sand for the Fical Conservatives.
  So Governor , I am proposing you submit the following bill to the legislature,  it should be called the Limosine/Learjet liberal Amendment , which would require any and all persons trying to raise to states citzen's to automatically give up 90 % of their asset's to the state general fund to offset any tax increases they are proposing,  and any person or persons voting for a tax increase shall also forfeit 90% of their personal asset's .
Now that would be putting their money where their mouth is.
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Barack Obama vs Robert Mugabi

  President Obama's administration's policies are starting to resemble another world leader that the world has turned their collective back on, by seizing or taking over business's using strong arm tactic's using the excuse, It's for the People, seems a little tyrannical, the only thing he doesn't have is a  paid off military to back up complete take over, but he does have a semi- corrupt goverment  headed by Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid , to help him in his endeavor's, what's next health care , big oil, big energy, these so called champion's of capitalism, are knuckling under faster than Micheal Spinks in his fight against Mike Tyson in his glory years, they are dropping like flies under goverment pressure, just the appearance of the auto dealership closing's look's more and more into the favortism column, and then there is the UAW stock option fiasco, in the GM and Chrysler take overs , there has been reports of banks who have friends on the democratic side of the aisle been receiving special attention in the bailouts of their institutions, it surely looks like alot of back scratching going on around halls of the White House, I am waiting for the president to order Wal-Mart taken over because the retail unions cannot get their grubby little fingers entrenched around their throat.
  Well we all know about Robert Mugabi , all the things the president is doing is just Robert Mugabi Light, take it over and give it to your friends, seize it and let your friends bleed it dry, maybe thats what they have in mind for this regurgitated version of the Fairness Doctrine, the goverment has Stopped doing things for the People and Started doing things to Consolidate their Power, every proposal that has come from this administration is a direct attack against the little people , the taxes will directly effect poor people sooner and harder than the wealthy Liberal Elite, and will only cause the Middle Class to be less self sufficient, and make them go to the goverment, and make them more dependent on the federal goverment, these Paltry tax cuts for votes will dry up and the cold clammy slap in the face will only hit the people who are uninformed, we already know whats happening, I actually think the administration is banking on the Bush era tax cuts to expire to deliver on the promise of cutting the deficit in half by the middle of the first term of this President,  I am sorry , they will not have the tax base from job market to back up their promise and trhat is how they can blame Bush once again.
  And that's when they will be taking over your whole Paycheck to deliver on their promises to the Have-nots, just like Robert Mugabi.
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My Secret Garden

 Well I have figured out the the global climate crisis solution ,  my beautiful bride of 17 years and I  have planted a vegetable garden, since we all know that plants need CO2 for sustenance, or did we , does Al Gore know this , and is he planting 2 million acre vegetable garden to offset his private jet flights proposing the idea of Global climate Catastrophy, he does know that about CO2 doesn't he, sometimes I wonder. 
  We just didn't plant veggie's , we planted a bunch of flowers also , we planted petunia's and alyssum and this thing called a Binka that's what my wife keeps calling it, we have a beautiful New Guinea Impatient (we bought that one , it's tradition), and Marigold's around the veggie garden, the smell is supposed to help keep the critters away, well I swear the goverment should be sending me a check for carbon suppression system and my ability to stretch my unemployment check a little further, don't you think I deserve one a big fat check, call it a goverment grant or call it Pork , another piece of  Stimulus?.
  Now if the goverment wanted to help everybody out in these tough times and rid the world the Evil CO2 gases, they would encourage everybody to grow a little veggie garden to offset there breathing, and give something to do while they are waiting for their next Unemployment check, matter of fact they could send all these people packets of seeds to start ther garden and with all this healthy eating the childhood and adult obesity problem could be partially curtailed, all this hard work would promote excercise which would make people healthier and would lessen health care costs and than we shouln't need Universal Health Care, can you see the MAGIC  of my secret garden, one little garden can solve all of our social and worldly problems, world hunger would be solved you can give all your excess veggies to the poor and hungery, oh thats right they should already have their own garden, if President Obama got their address right for the seed mailing.
 Seriously I am pretty proud of our garden and I am thinking about expanding it , as I sit here, and if we have extra , we will deliver it to the local food shelf , so I am going to try the anti pesticide way, I wouldn't want to get someone sick, well I hope this might help inspire some people to do there own little garden and fight the dangerous spread of GLOBAL CLIMATE CRISIS.
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The pork Flu!!!!!

 It's pretty interesting the President of the Planet Porkulus visit's Mexico and they break out with Pork Flu, the first was back in January when he asked for the second 350 billion in pork, and it kept getting worse and the Doctor's of Economic's can just say they think the tide is turning, when will the people put this country at level 5 porkdemic statis, this thing spread like wild fire and they keep blaming a poor innocent victim of circumstance who was counseled into approving this by Dr. Hank Paulsen with special counsel from Dr. Ben Bernanke.
  I  start vomiting everytime I hear another spending proposal from Planet Porkulus(aka Washington DC), I just wish they would vaccinate these Congressmen and Congresswomen and Senator's against the Pork Flu , I am certain that this country would be in good shape in no time , if they would just get the cure , a good injection of Anti-Porkotics, give up Porkerette's,so we can all breathe a little easier on payday, the only difference between us and Mexico we have good enough health care to fight off the Swine Flu, and the Mexican people couldn't tell the difference between the Swine flu and the Pork Flu, our case of Pork flu is a lot worse then our case of Swine Flu.
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We Want You!!!

Well the ACLU,(Al Qaeda Civilian Lycnhing Union), has finally gotten the OK from the White House to start distributing their newest set of recruitment poster's, through honest and well thought out planning the ACLU has come up with old New York Times ad campaign, for the the hate America first you poor poor Islamic Facist's out there, let's rerun set of old photo's possibly pre- Abu Ghraib, and inflame and inspire all young muslim's to hate America and possibly build nice following here at home, or could it be that they might be running out of clients to sue, and they searching for a new client base , because when somebody starts looking into possible radical islamic training inside the United States, they will be ready and willing to lose their heads jumping into the fray, we all know that they probably well versed in Sharia law by now and they just need a few good front page news stories for advertisement ,so every poor poor  islamic radical knows where to get some good old fashioned American Justice , no I don't mean Judge Roy Bean, no I mean sue them till we get what we  want and then make them pay for it, no matter what evidence we manufacture.
 Who's side is the ACLU on? I think their own! , I don't know , when did it get so twisted?, why should we trust them ? I give up , what does American Civil Liberties stand for?, have they just lost their collective way ?, I'm sure at some point they had the best interest of American's at heart , but do they any longer , does releasing possible mistreatment photo's of prisoner's do the the American experience any good, I highly doubt it ,a matter of fact the opposite will more likely be the outcome, the American people do just fine on their own getting people to love or hate us, we really don't need the help of the ACLU, but golly they are going to help us if we like it or not, did we ask for help , thanks but no thanks, we will be just fine just don't throw that match on the dry kindling under our feet, and keep that can of gas in safe cool dry place away from open flames.
  As for the New Transparent Administration what good is there in letting these photo's out so easily , and the Advanced Interrogations Memos, all I see , is a great big Al Qaeda recruiting and propaganda campaign unfolding in front of our faces, do you  want them to attack us?, why inflame these madmen any further , it seems like they  could use this to flip a non engaged muslim into a fanatic quite easily, this just friigging common sense, my God where is your line of thinking coming from, you think the daisy down the AK-47 gun barrel diplomacy will work on a fanatic, you have never dealt with a Packer fan, they will pull the trigger , blow off your finger's then cut your throat for good measure and over the Intertnet all in a days time, thats what they do to unarmed reporters and noncombatants, you think this will make them treat the infidel western soldiers with dignity, yeah right just like those Jane Fonda loving North Vietnamese, but worse we won't get our boys back in one piece if at all.
So go shove your High Ideals up your collective ACLU.
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I Got Good News Yesterday

  Well well well,
I found out I was rich yesterday , according to Nancy (pork tenderloin )Pelosi my participation in the Tea Party yesterday put me in the 38% tax bracket , WooooHoooo let's party, what feel's so weird about the whole deal , I filed for unemployment for the first time in 16 years about a month ago, and I was sitting on my butt waiting for work again this week.
  Or was this a Freudian slip on the the Slim sow's part, is this the tax rate everyone will be paying after they enact the Fresh Start plan , their vision of the recreated society in America, she and the rest of the Rich liberal progressive lawmakers and they are all Rich, have made many slips all the way from Preident Obama's conversation with our buddy Joe the Plumber about spreading the wealth, to Tall Tale Joe Biden saying it's Patriotic to pay high taxes, last time I saw  our forefathers kicking the King out for the exact same reason.
  The people I didn't see at the rallys were Bill Gates,John Corzine,Mark Dayton, Nancy Pelosi,Ted KennedyKatie Couric,Chris Mathews ,Matt Lauer,Charlie Gibson,Brian Williams, Barack Obama, Warren Buffet,Matt Damon,Mike Ciresi,and any of the Minnesota Limosine/Learjet Liberal Elites, these people like to raise taxes on everyone to push their socialist feel good agenda's.
  I have a proposal it is called the Limosine/Learjet Reclamation Act , when one of these rich Liberal Progressive elites proposes a tax hike, they should immediately give up 50 no 60 no 70% of their private income, not just their liquid funds but their all their investment's and gold spoon trust funds, then I could take them a tad more seriously.
  Why didn't they set the amount of $ 250,000.00 at $125,000.00 , well all these Congessmen and woman and Senator's would be caught up in this crippling tax hikes and I really don't think they would like it, no one would, this was attempt to corral the middle class vote , believe me when I say your not safe either , in 2010 the tax cuts are going to expire and everybody's taxes will go up except the people that don't pay taxes, the only twist I can imagine is they will promise to extend those tax cuts during the election process , but as soon as they sucker you into voting for them , they will back out of their promise and let the tax cuts expire, giving you immediate 50% tax hike, I know I have written about this before and I will tell you this it won't be the last, it's coming and I want to be the Paul Revere that is screaming his lungs out.
  Well back to the my sudden wealth, I AM CHECKING MY BANK ACCOUNTS AS SOON AS I'M DONE HERE .
See ya soon at the May 2nd tax rally at the capitol in St Paul Minnesota. 
 
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Tea party chants

I am off work again this week so I had some time to think up catcy chants for the tea party's.
1.  Hey Pelosi Hey Reid high taxes are big  goverment greed.
2. Hey Barney, Yo Frank all your buddie's broke the banks.
3.Hey Nancy that Smile ,after Acorn says Seig Heil.
4.  Obama, World's Greatest Hypnotist and Magician, Lots of Zombie's and Your money disappear's.
5. Hey Toto , I don't think were in America anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brain just fried , so if anyone want's to take up the cause feel free goodnight
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Voter Frustration

   Today I became a disenfranchised voter.
 I've lived in and around Minneapolis all of my life, I know this is predominantly left wing progressive area , but just knowing that there is a voting precinct in Minneapolis where there are some 100 plus extra votes counted than actual physical paper ballots on hand astounds me, Al Franken (another New York style weiner, full of stuff that can't be good for us) swore those physical ballots existed , but they were never found , so what did election officials do, they counted the votes , somehow my vote feels alot less important .
 I watched day after day people from ACORN try to register every minority voter outside the local store's off Lake Street, never asked me , I must of just looked like responsible voter to them, or maybe they just didn't like the look's of a inner city kid of the of the caucasion persuasion, did they see my Norm sticker on my truck, I doubt that too, I saw a sloppily run precinct where packs of ballot's just laid out behind the election official's, at that same precinct people were lining up to same day register to vote , what amazed me is that these people were crazy to vote for President Obama , if they were so crazy about the vote why did they wait till the last minute to register, if I remember correctly we had a pretty high turn out during the primary too.
   Why do we need same day voter registration?, they say so all people get the right to vote, Why are we letting orginization's like ACORN register people to vote , they say so all people can sought out , they didn't seek me out as I walked by them a half  a dozen times if I recall correctly, Why do we allow people to vote without checking identification, and allow people to just vouch for another person that they belong there, I really think these are important question's for the average person.
   Well I have thought about these question's and have some opinion's, let's look at ACORN , who seem's to be shady character when it comes to voter registration, why in god's name are these people registering voter's , this should be done by a Goverment official at a county office , not on a street corner , not on college campus where a poor student from out of state can be tempted to vote a second time, not in front of local grocery store , I'm sure that there are alot of legitmate register's but we cannot say there are no bad apple's, my proposal is for ACORN is to organize these poor disenfranchised voter's, and bring them to goverment office and register them there, and while they are at this goverment office , get them goverment identification, (payed for by the goverment of course , because they might not be able to afford it) so they can present it at their polling station, to prove that they are who they say they are, I'm not that familiar with absentee ballot's, to be honest I like to do it in person, but I think they should be limited to real tight regulation's .
All these thing's can lead to massive voter fraud, and I feel it has been perpetrated on the good people of Minnesota, Al Franken has received more vote's than Norm Coleman , but how did he , and where did he get those vote's , to me it's a mystery, during the vote audit's and the precinct check's, Norm's voter lead  disappeared, by 100 vote's here and 100 vote's there , and all from predominantly democrat precinct's and stronghold's, what's that quote about Denmark?, they say Minnesota is a good example of voter integrity, I say PROVE IT, you can't, not when you have so much voting irregularity, are voting rules invite fraud and must be changed to tighten verification, I don't want people not counted , I just want to make sure it is for real!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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How about those Pirates!!!!!!!!!

 I haven't really followed the Somali pirate story to much , but this could be a redemption moment in time.
  Let's look at the facts , we have a pirate problem , they are causing havoc with american shipping, they are demanding tribute or ransom's from country's that have legal right's of passage in international water's, and taking hostage's, basically they are annoying as hell , and not much of a military force.
  Now for the redemption part , we had a Captain Bainbridge in the first Algerian War , this poor naval officer accidently ran his ship aground , and this ship was the USS Philadelphia , we had to burn it to keep it from being taken by the Barbary  Corsairs, and Bainbridge spent some time in prison, well after the war of 1812 , we were being harassed by the Barbary Pirates once again , well this time ships were sent by the the United States to end this once again, well Stephen Decatur was in charge of one squadron and Bainbridge was in charge of later deployed second squadron, Decatur finished the job before Bainbridge arrived , so Bainbridge did not receive the satisfaction of finally defeating the Barbary Pirate's.
 Well what do we have here , the USS Bainbridge is sitting a single mile from a bunch of blood thirsty (arrgh) pirates, who are the scourge of the Gulf of Aden, I think it is high time we let the Bainbridge go and get his Payback.
 First take out every pirate ship that show's it face in the area, next slip in close and completely destroy the seaside mansion's these so called marauder's of Aden are building , it is time to make them pay and the Bainbridge is just the ship who needs a Payback,
 as for this limp wristed response , as a ex sailor I'm hanging my head, go get 'em boys Boarding partie's away give'm good broadside and demast those scurvy dog's and send them to Davy Jones.
 That's from an old Shellback, don't forget to load the 18 pounder's with grape and chain,(that was a weapon of mass destruction back then).
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I'm waiting for the Obology

  Dear President Obama,
 The Somali pirates are patiently awaiting their apology, we must have offended them at one time or another, maybe they are still annoyed that we burnt our warship when our nation was still in it's infancy, if they only had that ship back then,  they would be completely legitimit country at this point in history, or maybe not , probably not I think , darn it, could you apologize for me Mr. President for sorta backhandly implying that they are bunch of third world bumbling idiots.
 Is it me, or do these so called Islamic radicals and somali pirates, palestian freedom fighter's,and so on and so on, act like a bunch of dolts , it seems to me all their problems are really their problem's, the palestian's could have their own homeland , the somali's could have prosperous country , they seem pretty capable of surviving here in the snow's of Minnesota , so they can adapt quite nicely, I'm just worried about going out in boat on Lake Minnetonka, with some extra cargo on board of course.
 Back to the apology train , who's next , maybe those Pygmie's Larry the cable guy has been making fun of all these years, or all those domestic terrorists from the 60's & 70's, he could of sent a letter with the black caucus to our old buddy Fidel, Hugo , Gorby, Mao, Stalin,Pol Pot, all the non registered immigrants,the receding sea ice in the artic and antartic, maybe he should just have a generic card that reads ,For whom or what it concerns I apologize for the entire existance of the United States of  America, we are bad, really bad, and for that I am really really really SORRY, and what could we do to make it up to you .
 Sincerely the United States of America.
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I may be just a working man,BUT!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like a real dumby, here I thought the trickle down effect was a bad thing , how those evil millionaire's , oop's billionaire's spent their money and it slowly trickled down to the little folks, a little here and a little there, and all the while the billionaire's got richer, wow look at that Yacht they have, where did they get that sucker, they bought it from a dealer , where did they get it , a manufacturer, well who designed it , a  nautical engineering firm, well who could build such a thing and equip it so nicely , well let's take a look see, probably ship wrights, steelworkers, machinist's, carpenters , plumber's,electrician's,labor's,flooring installers,{ wow that might be one of my guys}, heating and air conditioning folks, pipefitter's upholster's,glazer's, insulater's,mechanic's etc, etc,etc,all these little folk make a pretty good living I think, and then where do all these guys spend their money , they might go and have couple beer's after work and possibly a burger and fries, maybe not maybe they need to rush home and take the wife and kids to the movies and pizza, maybe they just working to buy a new truck at the local dealership, or maybe they get a company truck supplied buy their boss after a nice tidey profit was made last year so his boss reinvested into his business by buying new equipment for his employee's.
 Now what doe's this story tell us , this started out as a greedy billionaire buying a yacht, and it turned into a whole lot of little jobs that helped spark a small economy, I really just scratched the tip of this economic iceberg you know, I pretty sure that the money spent on that luxury yacht went further then what I could come up with, now you apply that to all the big business's , and millionaire's, oop's billionaire;s, that same story over and over and over, look at all the job's that they create that will in turn pay taxes and feed other jobs and create more taxes.
Now if you raise taxes on these wicked mean nasty millionaire's, oop's billionaire's  the way President Obama want's to, I really think this will curtail spending,  enough to start a possible lay-off  or two, or three , maybe four five or six , well these guy's won't go  have a beer after work, and well that's it for that poor waitress's tip;s that day, and then the state, city , county , and every other tax collecting agency stop's taking in revenue,  {like the smoking ban in the bar's is just a example of that}, no sales tax ,no booze tax, less business taxes on profit's from all the bar's, restaurant's, the distributor's who supply them, and the people that supply them, and all the people who silently and invisibly keep these business's just buzzing a long , all these job's have nothing in common with this president's idea of fairness do they ,everybody has their part at the big dance, the only thing that is missing is the they don't have a part for somebody who want's to suck off society and not , all these people work pay taxes and try to survive day to day , the president's plan's only stifle this process, and why     because it's fair, to who not me.
 I don't buy it for a minute that my taxes will not go up, President Clinton promised tax breaks and never delivered, hey President Obama the shoe still fits , just let the tax cut's expire and it won't be your fault , I say horse hockey, it will be your fault and all the democrat's in office , even if you promise the whole election period of 2010 , you will still back out of your word using the excuse we are running to high of a deficit and everybody has to suck it up and do their part and to that I say HORSE HOCKEY, you wrung it up now you take the cure , vote every stinking money grubbing , pork barrel pig, hate mongering liberal democrat out of office, yeah hate monger I said, aren't they the one's so outraged they were lighting torches for the ACORN lynch mob , wasn't this all orchestrated by the the administration , making AIG look like a bunch geedy millionaire's, oop's billionaire's, I can only HOPE they keep some of that bonus CHANGE and hire some local contractor's to put up sturdy fence's to keep the riff-raff from ACORN off their beautifully  landscaped yards by professionals, I'm sure a lot of that that CHANGE would have made it into the local economie's, alot faster than the administrtion's stimulus program, the same way all those other people in my prior paragraph's.
 
  Well goodnight folk's see you soon Thanks for letting me RANT Unionpuke
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